would you light my candle?

You ARE MacGyver! You scored 82 variable 1!%

Congratulations! You've made it to the top: You've single-handedly saved the country from a waste spill, deactivated a missile from its hidden launch site, and you've still got duct tape left to spare. You're about as close to MacGyver as it gets. Except I hope you don't dress like you're from the 80's, too. But if anyone could pull that off, it'd be you. I salute you.