i woke up in pieces

when one gets bored and unmotivated, one will do many pointless things. hence, this afternoon, i played with tons of name generators.

Your Pirate name is Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


my Hobbitt name is Goldilocks Sandybanks of Frogmorton
my Elven name is Laurë Telemnar
my Dwarf name is Jaedda Orc-death
my Wizard name is Ilmarë the Blue
my Reggae name is Mama Data
my Smurf name is Pantsless Smurf (what?!)
my Gangsta name is Masta Robba
my Goth name is Midnight Temptress

Your fairy is called Hex Elffrost
She is a cheerful sprite
She lives in places hexed and tainted by black magic
She is only seen during the first snow of winter

my Squirrel name is Scampy Nuttykins
my Hawaiian name is Kepeli Helimana
my Scammer name is Mrs. Roy Diarra, a widow of the provincial director of the Ministry of Mining and Resources in South Africa
my Nerd name is Alice, the Python Genius
my Rockstar name is Ruby Sputum
my Mob name is The Mouthpiece
my Viking name is Keeper Wartooth
my Vampire name is Calpurnia Eldritch

my Jedi name is Herke' Crili

Your Pokéname name is:
Vulrider
ProfileYou live in the searing volcanoes of Guatemala, and your diet consists mostly of insects, grapes and lattés. (lattés!)
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)You can puke fire. You have a cell phone. You have interchangeable body parts. You can eat Mr. PiBB. You have a song in your heart. You can spit hot death. You can throw lava. You can spit broken glass. <-- i love it!
Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Pikazard.

(good thing i don't have much to do) that was a waste of a lot of time...