ten things i hate about christmas

here's my top ten:

10. slow people in the self-checkout

9. commercialism

8. stupid drivers

7. trying to find presents that everyone will like

6. stupid holiday jokes (especially on tv)

5. singing santa claus

4. broken redneck holiday decorations swarming the yards in front of the mobile homes

3. christmas songs

2. giant meals (i always have to clean up, including all the serving dishes that people decided they couldn't use the cooking dishes for and nobody asked me if i wanted a big meal anyway)

and the number one thing i hate about christmas is...
1. crowds of stupid people who don't pay attention to what they or anyone else is doing